Fest 2019: Calm Down Darling

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Title: calm down darling
Author/Artist:
Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
Prompt: # H14 Poor Draco doesn't know what to do! His pregnant wife, Hermione, is demanding some kind of muggle chocolate that he can't find anywhere; and his pregnant Mother (you've read that right!) is angry with his father, who is currently in hiding out in his study.
Summary: Draco has to face facts. His wife is pregnant. His mother is pregnant. They are demanding muggle chocolate that is nations away and he needs to enlist his father. It is far too stressful!

Meanwhile the ladies are at tea. Because really, women have been giving birth for millennia.
Word Count: 2395
Rating: R
Warnings/Contains: redeemed death eaters, pregnancy,
Notes: I really liked this prompt. I tried to mix serious and fun with it. I think it was very fun and I hoped the prompter themselves really liked what I did with it.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.

( Calm Down Darling )